The other day Ronan tried to cut bread with a chef knife. Today he was able to turn on the stove and dishrag caught on fire. (Okay both grandmas should take deep breath, and try not to have anxiety attacks.) I saw the whole thing, Ryan was called and dishrag was promptly put under running water.
My new gray hairs need to be colored pronto and more kids safety gear has already been ordered via express delivery from Amazon.
I am also realizing that children and not age that are the main culprits of premature graying/balding.